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It's my 25th Birthday and I'm trying for smart and handsome: a waistcoat, a tie, a white shirt with cuff links and a blowing coat. I go to visit my dad and he introduces me to a colleague of his - "tall, dark and handsome", a young man around thirty, with a nicely tanned skin and in a blue shirt which suits him terribly.
And then my dad says:
- Please meet my daughter.
Fuck my life.